So tweet took to his twitter handle to ask people to stop blaming President Buhari for the herdsmen killings, this obviously did not sit well with some of his twitter followers as one of them wrote an open letter to him.
Read letter below;
I am fairly liberal when it comes to accommodation dissenting views,in fact the more extreme and amorphous the stance the closer I gravitate towards it because just like the waste Product from wood (saw dust ),or human shit,it can be harnessed for different productive purposes. I always utilise the doltish views as a springboard for most of my opinions,note that I am only referring to doltish views not contrary views.
However there is a difference between stupid/doltish Opinions and outright and entrenched audacity of stupidity. Let me explain, some people post doltish comments for attention,some do it to stimulate discussion even some do it just to trend or out of boredom,you will agree with me that these sub sets are not stupid,they just post stupid comments in fact,I reckon they are the opposite of stupid.
On the other hand,there are inherently stupid individuals who simply cannot help it,like this daddy freeze character.
When the urge comes for your bottom or in Fela’s word “Yansh” to expel the torrent of shit you have stored inside you at periodic intervals you can’t help it,you simply look for the nearest toilet if you be butty,or “shalanga”the local soak away style or even “shot put”and drain everything out to have some sense of relief.That is for you a normal human being with cognitive abilities working full blast.
However for a human conveyor of hybrid stupidity like Daddy Freeze,when the urge comes upon him to drain out all the congealed shit out of his system,he does it in a totally different way from you normal humans.
First instead of draining it out via his “Yansh” like a normal human being,it comes out through the mouth.For me I don’t have a problem with that,in fact I say live and let live each to their own,but what absolutely pisses me off is that he lacks the decency and decorum to at least look for a toilet,shalanga or shot put to drain out that shit when the urge comes upon him.Instead he sat down in the midst of us normal human being with our nice outfits,some of us eating and out came a spray of watery shit.The really smelly ones with unidentified particles spoiling so many people’s day and appetite.
I used to wonder about root of the phrase “Disappointed European”a jocular pejorative used to refer to mixed race kids while we were growing up,but having read this chap’s wilfully stupid comments in the past then topped up by this “shit vomit” in the midst of everyone seated,I now fully understand why someone in their infinite wisdom coined that term.
Daddy freeze no be fight I beg you employ a Personal Assistant to carry a plastic bucket,that way if you need to vomit shit you can safely do it in the bucket without offending people’s sensibilities.
You can certainly afford it,and millions of Graduates are looking for jobs,I hear you are a billionaire,you usually display your expensive wrist watches,regaling your minions many whom you have never blessed with the cheapest Casio wrist watch,but giving them exegesis of a wrist watch many don’t care about or understand.
I am urging anyone who knows the disappointed European to please pass this on to him.
We have enough shit to deal with at the moment,Politicians even religious adherents,terrorists etc all vomiting an ocean of watery and solid shit we are almost drowning in the throes of,we don’t need any patronising condescending shit from clueless epitome of clueless and blessed stupidity.
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